{"product_id":"the-gift-of-crabs","title":"The Gift of Crabs","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for the perfect gift for someone who has everything? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive them crabs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Obviously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese little crochet crabs come in a delightfully ridiculous trio, ready to invade a desk, shelf, bathroom, or wherever tiny crustacean chaos is needed. They’re cute, completely harmless, and guaranteed to get at least one \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Wait… did you really just give me crabs?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the best gifts are the ones nobody saw coming. 🦀✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePattern designed by HeyHeyMelissaCrochets\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"HeyHeyMelissaCrochets","offers":[{"title":"A Rash Decision","offer_id":55973314330792,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Gift That Keeps on Crawling","offer_id":55973315870888,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Excited to Bring Home","offer_id":55973315903656,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"See a Doctor","offer_id":55973315936424,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/2579\/3960\/files\/16_f3c8ff27-5d1d-46a6-99c0-328f19e23e1e.png?v=1789073976","url":"https:\/\/heyheymelissacrochets.ca\/products\/the-gift-of-crabs","provider":"HeyHeyMelissaCrochets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}